Breaking news, Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea, might be making
some new friends. MAN:
Breaking news. Historic development
on the Korean Peninsula. North Korean dictator
Kim Jong-un and South Korea's president
will hold a summit next month.
These two nations
have only held talks twice since the Korean War. The South Korean president
will meet with him next month. President Trump is hoping
to meet with them in May. And now the Japanese are saying
they're trying to reach out through
different diplomatic channels.
Kim Jong-un might feel like the prettiest girl
at the high school dance. Oh, that's, uh,
one ugly-ass high school dance. Whew! But this is good news
for everyone. Kim Jong-un has gone
from being a reclusive madman who was hell-bent
on blowing up the world to a super social madman hell-bent
on blowing up the world.
This is good, this is good. And this announcement
comes just a day after Kim made
a secret trip to China for a summit with President Xi. Now, I say it was a secret trip and they tried to keep it
under wraps, but there was
one tiny, giant clue. REPORTER: A mysterious train's
visit to Beijing is fueling lots of speculation.
REPORTER 2:
A motorcade, heavy security, and near lockdown in
Downtown Beijing this morning, where a North Korean train unexpectedly pulled
into the city last night. The distinctive green train
is identical to the heavily armored one
used to carry Kim Jong-un's father
to Beijing eight years ago. It is pretty clear
that someone very senior from North Korea is in Beijing. Is North Korea's Kim Jong-un
in China? Oh, yes.
Who could have been traveling
in Kim Jong-un's personal train? This is like the most obvious
mystery of all time. It's like needing Shazam
to find out who's singing a 2 Chainz song. It's like...
2 Chainz! "Uh, I wonder who sings this." I just said my name,
2 Chainz! "I wonder if it's Jay-Z." No, I said it, 2 Chainz! I love how everyone
is trying to figure out who is on Kim Jong-un's train. Like, just follow the tracks.
They go back to his house. Do they come from North Korea?
Then it's him! Like, these are the same people
who would be like, "Who's that old man
riding on the popemobile?" You get one guess, all right? Like, you can't be low-key if you're rolling
in your own personal train. Like, it must be super hard for Kim Jong-un
to cheat on his wife. Be like, "Baby, I swear,
I was never there." It's like, "Oh, really?
I have the train schedule! "It says 7:15 to Denise's house.
You're busted!".
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